Birth Days

YAAWN!!!!! Another day older and nothing else... yea well I celebrated my Birth Day a week back... to be precise on 25th October..

I still dont get it why Bdays are meant to be celebrated, to me its nothing but a day when you realise that you just turned another year older for the records... and ofcourse you get your arse baked, cooked and perhaps fried.. coz all doz souls who had a feel of your feet for his Bday, (FYI I execute the perfect Bday bums kick) are waiting for d dawn of 24rth for payback or in a more meaningful way d Vengeance day, to get back at my angelic bums for all the excruciating pain they had to endure for the sole reason that it was the day they were born... ( Guess I am a sadist..when it comes to Bdays... and hence my kicks prove to be very efficient in delivery d PAIN ).
So at the stroke of midnite it starts of with a chocolate cake... ( cho sweet...) and then afta the cake cuttin ceremony... I can virtually see d hungry wolves drooling at the immediate pleasure f devouring my innocent bums by now... and then ders a rampage of rotten eggs... and then ppl I guez are too impatient ..and we have the pickers holding my legs and arms.. and unlike other Bday parties... there s no upper limit or quato set.. u can kick till u hurt ur leg... and so ppl r queued up... u hafta to see the joy in their eyes.... the menacing sadism in its fullest form and I have a huge lump up my throat.. and b4 I kno BANG!!!!!!! ( Fuck.. Sagar dat was hard.... well it only started....... ) well I had be generous enuff to let all them quest their thirst... and well it REALLY HURT!!!!!! I see my derriere has grown in size owing to d swelling ... but fuk I cant SIT... It was a gud long BUMz session with d best possible quality kicks... ( I ve been successful in unleashed the beast in the common man) ...Guez i was lucky .. coz the only 10 odd guys turned up... owing to d fact that my victims number at more dan 30...

There was another miniature session in office.. where d ppl who cudnt make it MADE IT... and it HURT so FUKIN bad... coz when u r kicked on ur swollen arse... its worse....

But I am not complaining , I deserved every bit f it.....
for being d cold BDay bums kicker dat I am

And so ends another one f doz Birth days.... with nothing exceptionally different , other dan the fact that I m older and more confused dan eva.... ( I had a hair cut dis year thou..) and have yet have to come about on a consensus about what I exactly I would want to do with the four letter word LIFE of mine...

Guez its a quest that is as exciting as it sounds.... and lets see where d next 365 dasy would take me from where I am..... but it sure would b a ride worth writing about....

P.S: The chocolate cake was delicious thou...... which makes Bdays not all dat bad....